what is the weirdest thing someone you slept with has said or done doing sex??

[MSKANE]

I was having a conversation with my manager an doing that discussion we started talking about the weird things that people say an do when in the process of sex an boy did we share a laugh, one of my most craziest moments were when my ex burst out an said this pu*** is SUPER, enjoying it,, but in the back of my head he threw me through a loop b/c i'm not an still not use to a black guy saying shty like that.. so whats was the weirdest thing someone has done or said doing sex.

[Vodu]

After causing a few earthquakes from goin downtown she tried to get out of the bed and fell on the floor and crawled to the bathroom because she couldn't walk. I almost passed out from laughin and boy did my ego get a boost from that one

[Isis Wisdom]

Hahahaha @Vodou damn lol that is funny.

[TRE-DOT]

female curled up in a fetal position and shook for like five minutes. no words, no response to me, just kept shakin, trembling and moaning. scared the shit outta me yo! lol

[the sol survivor]

I CAN WIRTE A BOOK ON THIS ONE.........................

1ST THING:
WHEN I WAS 18..... I USED TO SPEND THE WEEKENDS @ MY 23 YR OLD GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE .... SHE LIVED WITH HER GRAND PARENTS...... ( MOMS WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT 1 ) ONE MORNING AFTER A SHOWER......... I WAS IN THE BEDROOM DRYING OFF........... SHE SLID OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE BED & GRABED ME BY THE WAIST........... AND LICKE MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME! I DAMN NEAR JUMPED OUT OF MY SKIN......... NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT PRIOR TOO THAT!

2ND THING:
HAD A CLIENT THAT BECAME A COOL ASS JUMPOFF THEN GRADUTED TO A BLAST OFF............... ( BLASTOFF'S DONT GET TO GO TO THE MOVIES, OUT TO EAT, ECT,ECT........... SHE TALKED CASH SHIT ABOUT WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE & HOW SHE WAS GONNA DO ME....................................... OKKKKKKKK. SO THE FIRST TIME SHE COMES OVER ......... I BEAT THE BREAKS OFF OF HER!!!!!!! DAMN NEAR BROKE MY BED DOWN GIVING HER THE BIZZZNESS........IT WAS SO BAD NONE OF THE SHEETS WERE ON THE BED, SOME OF HER HAIR WAS LAYING NEXT TO HER......... I HAD TO OPEN UP THE WINDOWS IT WAS SO DAMN HOT.............. I COME BACK IN THE ROOM WITH SOMETHING FOR US TO DRINK & SHE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED BOOOHOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL CRYING HER EYEBALLS OUT & CURSING @ ME WHILE HER LEGS KEPT SHAKING.......... ASKING ME WHY DIDNT I TELL HER IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THIS.......... I WASNT SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.......... THAT LASTED FOR A FEW MONTHS...........GOT MAD @ ME & TOLD ME SHE DIDNT WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE.... ASKED HER WHY... SHE SAID SHE NEVER SUCKED SO MUCH DICK IN HER LIFE......... TILL SHE MET ME SHE LOVED DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!! I WORE HER OUT WITH IT!

3RD THING:
I DIDNT REALIZE THAT MY GIRL @ THE TIME LIKED GIRLS...... SHE LIKED FLICKS...... LESS DICK, MORE PUSSY......... ONE DAY HER & HER SPELMAN SISTERSWERE HAVING A CONVERSTAION ABOUT ORAL SEX..... SHE SAID A MOUTH IS A MOUTH & THAT IT WOULDNT MATTER WHO LICKED HER CAT....... SO I WAS GONNA HOOK UP A 3SOME....... A WOMAN WHO BECAME THE DOOR WAY FOR MY SPRITUAL PATH CAME TO SEE ME & TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT! I DIDNT EVEN TELL HER WHT I WAS PLANNING....... THEN MY GIRL TOLD ME THAT THAT WASNT SOMTHING THAT SHE WANTED TO DO WITH ME..... I WAS LIKE WTF??????? SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHARE ME W/ ANYONE ELSE...... AFTER WE BROKE UP A YEAR LATER SHE DID IT WITH THE GUY THAT SHE WAS SEEING THAT LIVED NEXT DOOR TO HER........... HE HAD HER THINKING THEY WERE TOGETHER BUT HE WAS STRAIGHT SMASHING OTHER GIRLS IN HIS HOME... SHE COULD HEAR IT...... GUESS HE FUCKED WITH HER EGO TO THE POINT IT WAS EASY FOR IT TO HAPPEN........ AFTERWARDS ................... SHE CAME CRYING TO ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED......... GUESS THE ACT & ALL OF THE SPRITUAL ENERGY ASSOCIATED WITH THAT FUCKED HER UP!

4TH THING:
A JUMPOFF THAT WAS ALSO A CLIENT ..... TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD A 3SOME FOR THE FIRST TIME & THAT SHE LIKED IT! WE BEEN ROCKIN FOR AT LEAST 1 1/2 YEARS..... SHE LIVED OUTTA TOWN.... I WAS LIKE WTF??????? WHY YOU LEAVE ME OUT???? SHE SAID ITS ALL GOOD, FIND A GIRL... MAKE SURE SHE'S CUTE!

5TH THING:
I DATED A LESBIAN.........SHE WAS JAMACIAN..... & A TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD ME SHE FUCKED A PRE-OP TRANS SEXUAL MAN...... SAID SHE LOVED SUCKING HIS/HER DICK & FUCKING HIM/HER & SUCKING ON SHIMS TITTAYS............... FOUND THIS OUT AFTER WE STARTED ROCKIN! SHE ALSO TOLD ME HER FANTACY WAS TO FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS WITH A STRAP ON!!!!!! ( THAT WAS THE 2ND TIME A WOMAN TOLD ME THAT SHIT, & IVE HEARD MANY WOMEN ADMIT THAT THAT WAS A FANTACY OF THEIRS)

6TH THING:
THE MOST BEAUTYFUL LONG HAIR LIGHT SKIN CALI WOMAN THAT IVE EVER DATED (SPELMAN) ASKED ME TO GIVE HER A MESSAGE.... I WALK INTO HER ROOM, SHE'S BUT ASS NAKED!........ AFTER I RUB HER DOWN.... SHE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND ASKED ME TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKED ME ALL THE WAY UP!!!!!!!!!!

7TH THING:
I WAS AT VENUS ( A SWINGERS CLUB IN THE ATL........ CELEBRATING MY B-DAY WITH A WELL KNOWN DJ FROM V-103....... I ENDED UP FUCKING WITH THIS WOMAN FOR ABOUT 3 HRS........... YES, ...................WE FUCKED FOR 3 HRS....... MY FRIEND RHONDA WHO WAS ALSO CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY WAS TALKING TO ME WHILE I WAS KNEE DEEP IN THIS WOMANS ASS....... SHE TOLD ME THE CLUB WAS CLOSING & IF I WANTED A RIDE HOME I NEEDED TO LEAVE NOW..... SO WILE IM STROKING I ASKED THE WOMAN WHOSE NAME I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW HER PRIOR TO MY DICK IN HER .......IF SHE WOULD TAKE ME HOME.... SHE SAID YES........ GOT TO MY HOUSE , SHOWERED & DID IT FOR ANOTHER HOUR.....

8TH THING:
HAD A GIRL SQUIRT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE WTF???????????????? DID YOU JUST PISS ON ME??????? SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!!!!

9TH THING:
HAD A JUMPOFF THAT WOULD GET MAD AS FUCK IF SHE COULDNT GET FUCKED IN THE ASS! SHE KEPT LUBE!!!!!!!

10TH THING:
HAD A SEXY ASS CHICK / CLIENT I WAS ROCKIN WIT.... SWORE UP & DOWN TAT HER ASS WAS OFF LIMITS............ ANYTHING ELSE WAS ALL GOOD.... THAT LASTED UNTIL MY THUMB FOUND IT'S WAY IN THE HOLE................... HER HEAD POPPED OFF................. SHE TURNED INTO A "DO IT IN THE BUTT MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

11TH THING:
SAME CHICK TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED A FACIAL.............. & MAKE SURE TO RUB IT IN AND ALL OVER HER FACE..... THE NUTT THAT IS................. SHE ALSO TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO SIT N HER FACE!!!! LOL .... I HAD TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOYS LOOKED @ ME WIT THAT YOU GONNA END UP IN JAIL LOOK!

[the sol survivor]

FORGOT TO ADD
12 TH THING:
A REAL PIMP TOLD ME A FEW THINGS 1 DAY................... ONE OF THEM WAS THE POWER OF SPITTING ON A WOMANS PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BEING YOUNG & YOUNG.......... I WAS SCARED TO TRY IT TILL ONE DAY I DID IT......... THE GIRL THAT I DID TO............. LOST HER MIND......... I THINK THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY SPIT ON HER FUCKED HER UP.......... A FEW DAYS LATER I SEE HER IN THE HALL WAY ON THE WAY TO CLASS...... SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD TALK TO ME FOR A SEC....... SHE PROCEEDS TO ASK ME IF I SPIT ON HER PUSSY????????????? FUICKED ME UP!!!!!!!! I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO I ASKED HER IF SHE LIKED IT...................... SHE SAID YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

the sol survivor said:

I CAN WIRTE A BOOK ON THIS ONE.........................

1ST THING:
WHEN I WAS 18..... I USED TO SPEND THE WEEKENDS @ MY 23 YR OLD GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE .... SHE LIVED WITH HER GRAND PARENTS...... ( MOMS WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT 1 ) ONE MORNING AFTER A SHOWER......... I WAS IN THE BEDROOM DRYING OFF........... SHE SLID OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE BED & GRABED ME BY THE WAIST........... AND LICKE MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME! I DAMN NEAR JUMPED OUT OF MY SKIN......... NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT PRIOR TOO THAT!

2ND THING:
HAD A CLIENT THAT BECAME A COOL ASS JUMPOFF THEN GRADUTED TO A BLAST OFF............... ( BLASTOFF'S DONT GET TO GO TO THE MOVIES, OUT TO EAT, ECT,ECT........... SHE TALKED CASH SHIT ABOUT WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE & HOW SHE WAS GONNA DO ME....................................... OKKKKKKKK. SO THE FIRST TIME SHE COMES OVER ......... I BEAT THE BREAKS OFF OF HER!!!!!!! DAMN NEAR BROKE MY BED DOWN GIVING HER THE BIZZZNESS........IT WAS SO BAD NONE OF THE SHEETS WERE ON THE BED, SOME OF HER HAIR WAS LAYING NEXT TO HER......... I HAD TO OPEN UP THE WINDOWS IT WAS SO DAMN HOT.............. I COME BACK IN THE ROOM WITH SOMETHING FOR US TO DRINK & SHE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED BOOOHOOING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL CRYING HER EYEBALLS OUT & CURSING @ ME WHILE HER LEGS KEPT SHAKING.......... ASKING ME WHY DIDNT I TELL HER IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THIS.......... I WASNT SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.......... THAT LASTED FOR A FEW MONTHS...........GOT MAD @ ME & TOLD ME SHE DIDNT WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE.... ASKED HER WHY... SHE SAID SHE NEVER SUCKED SO MUCH DICK IN HER LIFE......... TILL SHE MET ME SHE LOVED DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!! I WORE HER OUT WITH IT!

3RD THING:
I DIDNT REALIZE THAT MY GIRL @ THE TIME LIKED GIRLS...... SHE LIKED FLICKS...... LESS DICK, MORE PUSSY......... ONE DAY HER & HER SPELMAN SISTERSWERE HAVING A CONVERSTAION ABOUT ORAL SEX..... SHE SAID A MOUTH IS A MOUTH & THAT IT WOULDNT MATTER WHO LICKED HER CAT....... SO I WAS GONNA HOOK UP A 3SOME....... A WOMAN WHO BECAME THE DOOR WAY FOR MY SPRITUAL PATH CAME TO SEE ME & TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT! I DIDNT EVEN TELL HER WHT I WAS PLANNING....... THEN MY GIRL TOLD ME THAT THAT WASNT SOMTHING THAT SHE WANTED TO DO WITH ME..... I WAS LIKE WTF??????? SHE DIDNT WANT TO SHARE ME W/ ANYONE ELSE...... AFTER WE BROKE UP A YEAR LATER SHE DID IT WITH THE GUY THAT SHE WAS SEEING THAT LIVED NEXT DOOR TO HER........... HE HAD HER THINKING THEY WERE TOGETHER BUT HE WAS STRAIGHT SMASHING OTHER GIRLS IN HIS HOME... SHE COULD HEAR IT...... GUESS HE FUCKED WITH HER EGO TO THE POINT IT WAS EASY FOR IT TO HAPPEN........ AFTERWARDS ................... SHE CAME CRYING TO ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED......... GUESS THE ACT & ALL OF THE SPRITUAL ENERGY ASSOCIATED WITH THAT FUCKED HER UP!

4TH THING:
A JUMPOFF THAT WAS ALSO A CLIENT ..... TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD A 3SOME FOR THE FIRST TIME & THAT SHE LIKED IT! WE BEEN ROCKIN FOR AT LEAST 1 1/2 YEARS..... SHE LIVED OUTTA TOWN.... I WAS LIKE WTF??????? WHY YOU LEAVE ME OUT???? SHE SAID ITS ALL GOOD, FIND A GIRL... MAKE SURE SHE'S CUTE!

5TH THING:
I DATED A LESBIAN.........SHE WAS JAMACIAN..... & A TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD ME SHE FUCKED A PRE-OP TRANS SEXUAL MAN...... SAID SHE LOVED SUCKING HIS/HER DICK & FUCKING HIM/HER & SUCKING ON SHIMS TITTAYS............... FOUND THIS OUT AFTER WE STARTED ROCKIN! SHE ALSO TOLD ME HER FANTACY WAS TO FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS WITH A STRAP ON!!!!!! ( THAT WAS THE 2ND TIME A WOMAN TOLD ME THAT SHIT, & IVE HEARD MANY WOMEN ADMIT THAT THAT WAS A FANTACY OF THEIRS)

6TH THING:
THE MOST BEAUTYFUL LONG HAIR LIGHT SKIN CALI WOMAN THAT IVE EVER DATED (SPELMAN) ASKED ME TO GIVE HER A MESSAGE.... I WALK INTO HER ROOM, SHE'S BUT ASS NAKED!........ AFTER I RUB HER DOWN.... SHE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND ASKED ME TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKED ME ALL THE WAY UP!!!!!!!!!!

7TH THING:
I WAS AT VENUS ( A SWINGERS CLUB IN THE ATL........ CELEBRATING MY B-DAY WITH A WELL KNOWN DJ FROM V-103....... I ENDED UP FUCKING WITH THIS WOMAN FOR ABOUT 3 HRS........... YES, ...................WE FUCKED FOR 3 HRS....... MY FRIEND RHONDA WHO WAS ALSO CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY WAS TALKING TO ME WHILE I WAS KNEE DEEP IN THIS WOMANS ASS....... SHE TOLD ME THE CLUB WAS CLOSING & IF I WANTED A RIDE HOME I NEEDED TO LEAVE NOW..... SO WILE IM STROKING I ASKED THE WOMAN WHOSE NAME I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW HER PRIOR TO MY DICK IN HER .......IF SHE WOULD TAKE ME HOME.... SHE SAID YES........ GOT TO MY HOUSE , SHOWERED & DID IT FOR ANOTHER HOUR.....

8TH THING:
HAD A GIRL SQUIRT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE WTF???????????????? DID YOU JUST PISS ON ME??????? SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!!!!

9TH THING:
HAD A JUMPOFF THAT WOULD GET MAD AS FUCK IF SHE COULDNT GET FUCKED IN THE ASS! SHE KEPT LUBE!!!!!!!

10TH THING:
HAD A SEXY ASS CHICK / CLIENT I WAS ROCKIN WIT.... SWORE UP & DOWN TAT HER ASS WAS OFF LIMITS............ ANYTHING ELSE WAS ALL GOOD.... THAT LASTED UNTIL MY THUMB FOUND IT'S WAY IN THE HOLE................... HER HEAD POPPED OFF................. SHE TURNED INTO A "DO IT IN THE BUTT MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

11TH THING:
SAME CHICK TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTED A FACIAL.............. & MAKE SURE TO RUB IT IN AND ALL OVER HER FACE..... THE NUTT THAT IS................. SHE ALSO TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO SIT N HER FACE!!!! LOL .... I HAD TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOYS LOOKED @ ME WIT THAT YOU GONNA END UP IN JAIL LOOK!

[Isis Wisdom]

@Sol Survivor I am speechless.

[MSKANE]

@ SOUL SURVIVOR, DAMN HOMIE YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME HELFIED EXPIENCES i got something else of my own to add a dude i use to see about 5 years ago was a straight up freak, one night we doing it he stop an said i got something special i wanna do an i'm like o yeah so the next thing i know he eatin the pussy out like a motherfucker an jackin his dick at the same time { I THINK SHIT A LIL CLOUDY } but anyway when i came back to earth he was nuttin on my click then he ate his own nut off. LMAO!!!!!!! talk about freaky that shit blew me the fuck away.

[Miss Mouth]

Isis...

I've got to give you my two cents...Once me and my co-worker, well ex-cowoker, decided to "get it poppin." So I invited him over to my apartment and right before we were about to make it do what it do...he runs into the bathroom to take off his clothes. I thought that he was trying to play me without a condom (it was dark in the crib.) When I reached down to feel everything was in tact.

He left the next moring and after I took my shower I saw a small spray can on the bathroom floor. When I picked it up it said "Black Stallion Slow Cum Spray" I was like WTF????

I sprayed it on my arm and it went numb for like an hour.....

HE CHEATED!!!!!

[MSKANE]

lmmmaaao ooooooo lord still lmmmmaaaao

[the sol survivor]

c'mon son............................ you know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you already know that just the tip of the iceburg wit me!!!!!!!!!!

Isis Wisdom said:

@Sol Survivor I am speechless.

[Isis Wisdom]

LMAO At Miss Mouth you guys are funny as hell.

Miss Mouth said:

Isis...

I've got to give you my two cents...Once me and my co-worker, well ex-cowoker, decided to "get it poppin." So I invited him over to my apartment and right before we were about to make it do what it do...he runs into the bathroom to take off his clothes. I thought that he was trying to play me without a condom (it was dark in the crib.) When I reached down to feel everything was in tact.

He left the next moring and after I took my shower I saw a small spray can on the bathroom floor. When I picked it up it said "Black Stallion Slow Cum Spray" I was like WTF????

I sprayed it on my arm and it went numb for like an hour.....

HE CHEATED!!!!!

[MSKANE]

Why do Men sound like some kind of Animal when they get ready to bust??? lamo

Miss Mouth said:

Isis...

I've got to give you my two cents...Once me and my co-worker, well ex-cowoker, decided to "get it poppin." So I invited him over to my apartment and right before we were about to make it do what it do...he runs into the bathroom to take off his clothes. I thought that he was trying to play me without a condom (it was dark in the crib.) When I reached down to feel everything was in tact.

He left the next moring and after I took my shower I saw a small spray can on the bathroom floor. When I picked it up it said "Black Stallion Slow Cum Spray" I was like WTF????

I sprayed it on my arm and it went numb for like an hour.....

HE CHEATED!!!!!